"Ok I encountered a problem... I was emptying the trash next to the dryer and got the trashcan can empty and little of the lint fell out and I can't pick it up... Which doesn't sound like a problem but... It smells as if something crawled in and died... Now that I have that thought in my head I'm convinced something died in there and I can't make myself deal with it... I could totally deal with this at work... But take the boots and gloves off the girl and I'm totally a little sissy girl..."
Now all I can think is there's a mouse in there and omg ZOMBIE MOUSE! So now I'm trying to decide if I could brave turning a box on its side and just sweeping the whole lot in. Not really concerned that I don't want to deal with something icky but I am a little concerned that I've thoroughly convinced myself that there's a dead mouse in there and the moment I move the trash I'll see it! Then I'd never get that image out of my head.
